New Fangled Trolleys - The Incredulous Deniability of a Pixie Duster Lyrics

Replacing a ride with a meet and greet
Spend a ton of your funds on the tiniest seats
For a mediocre coaster that no one needs
But you'll still wait an hour in the dank, wet heat
Imagination is a thing of the past
Save originality for the next broadcast
Instead of speaking up, or putting them on blast
You cheer for blandness and berate the iconoclast
Everything Disney does is good
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You're mainstream radio Hollywood
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Blindly follow or be destroyed
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My mind is broken and paranoid
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Take away the identity
Of every single park, so it's one entity
And the thunderous applause from nostalgia's enemies
Screamin' "OK Boomer, go back to the 70's"
Everything Disney does is good
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You're mainstream radio Hollywood
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Blindly follow or be destroyed
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My mind is broken and paranoid
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Can't think for myself cos I'm not used to thinking
Just go with the flow...that's what a turtle taught me
I think for myself, you're too old, so stop thinkin'
If Disney made it, it must be something great and if I
Don't like it I will pretend that I like it
And I'll trash everyone who does not, even though I don't
Because I'm a follower, not a free-thinker
Now I base all my thoughts on feelings for a company
Everything Disney does is great
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Opinions aren't up for debate
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Blindly follow or be harassed
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Autonomy means you're an outcast
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If you don't like something Disney made
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You're the victim of my crusade
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Look at life through a broken lens
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Cos I'm pathetic and have no friends
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