New Fangled Trolleys - Substitute Mayonnaise Lyrics

I stare so blankly at the bare lit wall
Concentrating on the pleasures within
I run my hands through your long blonde hair
You've always been the best at everything
I tightly close my eyes and pull you in close
'Cause babydoll, I can't even think
You look up at me from down on your knees
Then run yourself down to the kitchen sink
I roll my eyes, I can't believe this shit
This is the fourth time this week that she went off to spit

You won't even give it a chance at all
Not even one time for me
Because you say that you can't stand the thought of it
Even though it makes me happy
But every time that I go to town all night on your wet, hot, and ready pussy
You don't ever hear me complain at all about it smelling like raw fishy
But, yeah, I do it 'cos I love you and, no, I'm not hear to gloat
Stop cryin' about my spermy sperm that's swimmin' on down your throat
'Cause one day you're gonna suck it up, literally, I'm not sure where or when
But when you find out how bad it's not, you'll want to do it again and again and...
I try again, but the ending's the same
I swear to god baby, I'm gonna win this game

I got a big surprise coming to you
I'm making us both lunch tomorrow afternoon
And I'll make sure I need a release
And when my holy juice is soaking up in your egg salad
I'll serve it to you, toast to us and prove that I was valid
And next time you suck on my piece...
You'll swallow

With my pants to the floor in the kitchen while you're finishing up your shower
I'll make you el bocadilla de cum as I'm pumping on my tower
Then I shoot into your meal, put the bread back on as I button back up
Mix the leftover semen on the table with some lemonade in your cup
As you bite in, I check to see if you are mad
You say, "this is the best sandwich I've ever had."
I jump up, "see honey, I told you it's not that bad."
You realize and chuck the f*cking plate at my head
I may be unconscious and this precise time
But when I wake up I'll be glad that my plan worked just fine

So this is for you guys whose girls refuse explosion
And ruin the mood instead of sucking down that potion
Just trick them into loving the taste
It worked for me, it'll work for you, cause soon the pain will soften
And you'll thank me 'cos you'll have that girl's mouth on your dick more often
And when you deliver the paste...
She'll swallow

Fill her pie a la mode with two streams of your load
There are so many ways - substitute mayonnaise
Go on and glaze her ham with cream from your little man
Top off her tiramisu with globs of your hot goo
And she'll love it, I promise you...
She'll swallow
She'll swa-la-la-la-la-la-low
She'll swa-la-la-la-la-la-low
She'll swa-la-la-la-la-la-low
She'll swa-la-la-la-la-la-low
She'll swa-la-la-la-la-la-low