I see you walkin' down the street
Big black clunkers on your fat old feet
You stole the pants off of Gomer Pyle
You look just like a crocodile
You look just like a crocodile
You look just like a crocodile
At the high school car wash, you drive into the yard
Those cheerleaders are going to have to scrub your wheels real hard
You pull out your folding chair; it's gonna take awhile
You look just like a crocodile
You look just like a crocodile
You look just like a crocodile
Dude, what's your deal?
I've never... never kissed a girl with braces before
Watch it now, watch it now
You look like a crocodile
You look like a crocodile