Negative Øhio - There Are No Oceans in Ohio (Fersk Fesk Mix) Lyrics

There's no oceans in Ohio
So I'mma go and surf in Idaho
Catch the waves in Arizona
Hang ten in Iowa

Then I'll catch a cab to Austria
Where they have the biggest waves
Or is that Switzerland?
Oh well, who gives a shit?
From Slovakia to Moldova
I'm gonna surf 'em all
F*ck yeah

Ah, you know
I could really use a good surf in Belarus right now
Serbia, Chad, or even going to

Urgh
Yah

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey (hey) hey (hey)
Hey, hey, hey hey
What's going on?
(What's going on?)