[ Featuring Andreas Haakshorst ]
I've been doing my best
Trying to walk a shady line
Never thought I was just a good guy
So always at this time of year
I wonder, could you tell me, dear
Why are we not on that list?
I thought by walking a red light
That would get me there
Or by skipping a few steps
On my tax affairs
But a kid of just eleven
That behaves like a kid of seven
Will get on that naughty list
Thought by lying to my girlfriend
Where I was last night
Or by peeing in the shower
That would cross his sight
But a kid of just twelve
That tries to expose himself
Will get on that naughty list
So dear Santa, what should we do
To stand out and get detention from you?
Should we rob a place?
No, we couldn't
Then destroy something?
No, we shouldn't
So tell us then what it is?
Why are we not on that list?
So dear Santa, what should we do
To stand out and get detention from you?
Should we rob a place?
No, we couldn't
Then destroy something?
No, we shouldn't
So tell us then what it is?
Why are we not on that list?
I thought by walking a red light
That would get me there
Or by skipping a few steps
On my tax affairs
But a kid of just eleven
That behaves like a kid of seven
Will get on that naughty list
Will get on that naughty list
Will get on that naughty list
