[ Featuring Andreas Haakshorst ]
Once a year
When winter is here
He will pay you a visit for sure
Better don't interfere
I suggest you stay clear
Of the path he will take on his tour
It's a secret mission
That became a tradition
It is futile for you to resist
Call it a superstition
It won't help your position
If you landed on his blacklist
But if you paid your dues
You did stay off the news
You made your colleagues smile
At least once in a while
There is no need to fear
When he is here, my dear
You know his name
He is Secret Santa
He is Secret Santa
So go on, surrender
As a major spender
You will find
He can be very kind
When he's about
You better watch out
He will hear every word that you say
So whenever in doubt
Oh, for crying out loud
Save your naughty for another day
The agent of joy
Might bring you a toy
But he'll sniff out your neat evil plan
So be a good boy
And be sure to enjoy
All the pleasures of life while you can
And should it happen that
Out of that big black hat
You'll pick that certain name
Of your own special dame
And all she does receive
Is some old handkerchief
Then who's to blame?
Oh, it is Secret Santa
It was Secret Santa
So just do pretend, her
Christmas gift offender
That's the trick
Was indeed old Saint Nick
