[ Featuring Andreas Haakshorst ]
This is a reindeer revolution
Against the Christmas institution
That is a pain in the ass
That same old story every year just on repeat
Just like Buble's christmas jazz
This is a reindeer revolution
For a Christmas constitution
That puts an end to this mess
To Santa's ignorance of reindeer basic needs
This topic we do need to address
Can you hear the reindeer sing
Of a free reindeer nation?
Motorisation it's a thing, don't you agree?
We sing of proper wages and the right for bathroom breaks
Prepared to do whatever it takes
This is the reindeer revolution
Better Christmas distribution
This can't be done in one day
Maybe a week or two, or three for heaven's sake
At least provide an extra sleigh
Can you hear the reindeer sing
Of a free reindeer nation?
Accommodation needs an upgrade, don't you see?
We want some health insurance, not an advil for the pain
Stop feeding us just sugar kane
This is the reindeer revolution
For a Christmas resolution
We need a written decree
We want a section to demand, not just advice
That Santa cares about his ever growing size
That he'll commit to do some weekly exercise
And last it must proclaim
We are free
