Nate Weida - Holiday Finale for Twins Lyrics

Just wait a minute Robbie, I got a
Great idea that will save this party
People round the world are celebrating now
The Christmas Season

But lots of people don't believe in Jesus
Doesn't mean that they are wrong, no oh oh
They have their own beliefs and celebrations
And thrilling rituals

We could celebrate them all! We could celebrate them all
But I'm not sure that that's allowed Shut up Robbie, you're a clown
We could celebrate them all

No! When it comes to holidays I've had it
Cuz every one of them is problematic
Can't we all agree to take a year off Please
I'm on my knees

But not everything about holidays are bad, right?
Maybe we could pick & choose
Keep the good, the bad we lose
Put our heads together, we can make up something better

Lets make a list of some things we like doing over the holidays
Being with family
Making a bonfire
Driving to grandmas
Opening presents
Getting really drunk
Having sex

Then what happens when we
Take all of our favorite things about the holidays
And mix them together just for fun
Like throwing our presents in a bonfire
Then getting really drunk and driving to grandmas
And having sex with family

Still sounds like Xmas
Doesn't matter if you got religion
Appropriation ain't a bad decision
There's a sliver of some good in every holiday

I say use it
Time to drop a Holiday
In favor of an Alliday
Let's all stand together, in this cold & dreary weather

Let's celebrate the season
Don't really need a reason
Just glad that we're together
Just glad that we're together