Nark - Dumplings Lyrics

Chris my buddy my friend
How was work
Oh it was great
I got promoted today
You're kidding right
You're being serious
Oh my god that's amazing
Yeah I know
And to celebrate I'm going to eat the last dumpling that I got from the food truck two
Days ago
Wait what
Oh this is going to be great
Chris please you gotta listen
I don't think it's a good idea to open up the fridge
Dave did you eat the last dumpling
Yeah I mean there was no name on it so I just took it
Chris are you okay
Do you want a hug
A cup of water
Or umuh
AH
Chris what are you doing
Ladies and gentlemen this is all about my ex-friend Dave
Ever like having a friend like Dave
Who sits and cries for his little mommy
Who snoops and steals from house to house
In fact that all he knows what to do
Dumplings are the greatest food ever
Wanted some today but they were eaten by Dave
If you have any food that is in your fridge pack your fridge and make a run for it
I get it that you'll take the chance
To torture any part of my life
The only thing that makes me feel worse
Is the fact that I am now
Tortured to bits and bits
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
I sit all day at work thinking about dumplings
Sweet and savory balls of dough
Driving home or in the shower
Or even when I'm in the bed
I came to the fridge and I open it up
But all I see is an empty ketchup packet
I look at the ketchup and he looks at me
He keeps saying that it was Dave
I get it that you'll take the chance
To torture any part of my life
When have I ever tortured you
Of course you never knew what you did
Cause you always sat in that chair of attention
What chair? I don't sit in a chair anywhere
Regardless of the outcome you made
You already stole your reputation away
How
The only thing that makes me feel worse
Is the fact that I am now
Tortured to bits and bits
Chris this is ridiculous
You're singing about a stupid dumpling
I can go to the store and get more if you want
Torn to bits and bits
Torn to bits and bits
Torn to bits and bits
Torn to bits and bits
If you keep singing this song
You're gonna start making me Torn to bits and bits
Are you done with your little temper tantrum Chrissy Chris
You ready to go to the store to get your stupid dumplings you keep talking about
NOOOOOO
Hi is this the dumpling restaurant
Yes I want 500 boxes of dumplings please
Gimme gimme gimme dumplings or I'mTorn to bits and bits
Gimme gimme gimme dumplings or I'mTorn to bits and bits
I know it's just a dumpling
I know it's just a dumpling
But it's the fact that Dave ate it which makes me mad
Sing it fellas
Chris
I know it's just a dumpling
Chris I restocked the fridge with dumplings
I know it's just a dumpling
Dude you can stop this shit now it's over
But it's the fact that Dave ate it which makes me mad
Chris are you even listening to me right now
The fridge has dumplings in it you can stop this shit now
I know it's just a dumpling
Chris
I know it's just a dumpling
Chris you know what I give up I'm joining this
But it's the fact that Dave ate it which makes you mad
Oh I see it's when I joined the song that you finally stopped
Well it's not my fault that I have no musical talent
Anyway the dumplings are now in the fridge they're all yours
I won't touch any of them
Hey by the way I'm moving out tonight
Hope it was worth your dumplings
Oh dumplings I miss you so much I miss you so much
Hey by the way don't tell Dave but I love you more than him