Narcisisstance - Better Off Alive Lyrics

Death is creepy big these days with all those horror flicks
Lifeless ghouls are all the rage with morbid, gothic chicks
Can't be just a boring stiff, who's never seen the grave
The living are ignored and the undead are the rave

A severed head is savage
A bath of blood is cool
A dozen limbs dismembered
A body in the pool
The middle school is haunted
The high school has a ghost
The cheating quarterback was found this morning
Lifeless, naked, hanging by the neck, for all to see
From the goal post

Well listen to this secret
Before you take that dive
A shocking little thought
You're better off alive
Well listen to this secret
Before you take that dive
A shocking little thought
You're better off alive
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Well listen to this secret
Before you take that dive
A shocking little thought
You're better off
Alive

The slasher bone-saw hacker
Will come when you're alone
Apparitions in the attic
Will chill you to the bone
The zombie hoard is coming
It won't help if you yell
Creatures from the swamp will rise
A deadly mist will burn your eyes
And no one will be left to tell
The demons are unleashed...
From hell

Suicide is painless
He whispers in your ear
The grim reaper needs clients
He says, no need to fear
A coffin with your name engraved
Can be a dark temptation
Close the lid and drive the nails
Six feet down
To underground
Give up your soul and start your
Transformation

Well listen to this secret
Before you take that dive
A shocking little thought
You're better off
Alive