Naomi Yoon - Adopt Us, Alicia Dougherty Lyrics

She's nice and I'm kind, she's pretty, and so am I
We'll get along well, we'll perfectly align
With your standards for the picture-perfect child
We can be that all the time

Oh, adopt us, Alicia Dougherty
This is our official application, our official application
Our good kid guarantee
Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty
Oh, here's our introduction, oh here's our introduction
She's Milla, and I'm Naomi

We've known you for a long time, we've watched your family grow
A dozen's not enough, you need more
More kids, more mouths, more lives to claim
More love, more need, more power, more fame

And we can give you that!
We'll play your game

Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty
This is our official application, our official application
Our good kid guarantee
Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty
Oh, here's our introduction, oh here's our introduction
She's Milla, and I'm Naomi

We'll stand in your line, we'll wear your plaid clothes
We'll smile for the camera and no one will know
Your exploitative ways, we won't expose
Because we love your content and all of its gross

Overspending, overeating, oversharing your kids lives
Overdoing, overseeing behind your red-haired disguise

But we'll stay strong, despite all the lies
Because we'll love you till we die

Please stumble out of bed and tumble in the kitchen
Pour yourself a cup of ambition for us
Just trust
You don't have enough
The other kids will adjust
Please, we'll be crushed!

Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty
This is our official application, our official application
Our good kid guarantee
Adopt us, Alicia Dougherty
Oh, here's our introduction, oh here's our introduction
She's Milla, and I'm Naomi