You ran away and got married
On a Saturday eve
Got a job waiting on tables
Applied through Indeed
He made you leave your whole family
Didn't leave a goodbye
They finished wrapping your presents
Then got your surprise
I forgot to plug the lights (you're so far)
It's a different starry night (no present)
And something don't feel right
And oh yeah, it's Christmas (and you're)
A thousand miles away
You joined a cult while in Casper
They threw out your phone
Gave you some stuff to see reindeers
Said it was home grown
I drank a 12 after midnight
Tried making the tree
Grabbed the star we got together
And fell to my knees
Then I tried to plug the lights (so bright)
And I kept them on all night (goodbye)
Guess this is what it's like
Oh yeah, it's Christmas (and you're)
A thousand miles away