Hey excuse me you forgot to take your change back
You already paid in full so we don't take that
It's my duty to give you amazing service
It's my pride and dignity that makes it worth it
Please accept my humble and polite refusal
My performance don't need your approval
Worth is not defined by extra coins on the table
I find it rude being evaluated with yens
You can't put a price on discipline in any real sense
It's been taught to me to value customers with a smile
It's been taught to me that service comes before the reward
It's a silent pact that's part of our fabric of deep respect
We don't need your kind gratuity we have to reject
We have it part of the creed, your tip is a little strange
My excellent service is not incentivized by your change
I appreciate the thought but now I have to return
All the extra money take it back I'm being real stern
And when you eat out in Nippon and then you leave that tip
The waiter chasing after you cause they don't want that shit
They're not kidding take it back cause they don't want that bitch
And there's a strict no-tipping culture you should know that bit
Don't embarrass yourself they don't tolerate that shit
Cause they don't want that tip, and they don't take that bitch
Keep your damn gratuity and buy some different shit
Stellar service is a given hope you know that shit
Take it back, take it back, take it back
Take it back, take it back, cause they already know you're happy
And that makes them happy
There's a mutual respect when they see satisfaction
They don't need a bonus to reward their subtle actions
Lesson in humility, take it back respectfully
Show your gratitude but not with physical transactions
They will know you're satisfied by seeing your reaction
So, take it back