Across the foaming, boiling ocean
To the white-capped mountain scene
I have searched for love
But no love has there been for me
I know I will find it
One day it will come
I hope to God I'm right
If I'm wrong, I'm done
I'm a man of deep division
But I truly do believe
I will one day find someone
To treat me tenderly
I will have a honey
I can hold a bit
I hope to God I'm right
If I'm wrong, that's it
She may call like a siren
Or go pop like a Christmas tree
Or she may be just a working girl
Simple as 1-2-3
We'll have lots of money
We can throw about
I hope to God I'm right
If I'm wrong, I'm out
[Thanks to mallisontheodore for adding these lyrics]