TWO GOATS Lyrics by Neo SoLo

Here's something you all need to know
So you can listen I'm gonna sing it slow
It's why I'm Neo SoLo
And what happened to the two goats

Two kids walked into base camp
One had a hat and a magical lamp
The other had a long green coat
Little did they know they were the two goats
One liked to talk and sniff
The other liked to listen with a spliff
Not really, I just made up that bit
So shut up and listen to this real shit
Similes, metaphors and allegory
Are how I'm gonna tell this story
Both were too young to die
When all they ever did was try
Out in the community
Reaching out to every person they see
Tried to make things better for you and me
But the thing is
The powers that be
Were too blinded by their own vanity
To realise that these two goats had the key
To the secrets of destiny
Both loud and both bright
Neither one of them scared of a fight
They come to bring the light
In the darkness of the long night
But the powers that be didn't want that
They didn't want to do what's right
Oh no! They didn't want that
They just wanted a sacrifice
Little did these kids know
That one would stay and one would go
But both must die
So the others can atone
Can somebody tell me why
Why did they have to die
When all they did was try?

Two goats
Two goats
Two goats
Becoming the greatest of all time

Vision blurred by their egos
The powers that be wanted to kill the heroes
To protect their ivory towers
Cutting down the tallest of the flowers
So that then they could devour
The two goats magical powers
But they got it wrong
It's not Highlander
There can be more than one
But there won't be any sharing
‘Cos everyone knows that they're beyond caring
So what are you staring at
Is it me or my magical hat?
Tried to eat me alive
No, I'm not down with that
Yeah I died
But I came back
With the spirit of Christ
You tried to make me a sacrifice
You tried to send me to hell
But I bet you didn't know that I'm mates with Azazel
When I was lost in the desert
He tried to tempt me with material things
He wasn't pleasant
But he kept me company
And that's how we became mates, you see
And now he's part of me
So I guess that makes me holy
But it's a tragedy
How the other goat ended up in the sea
But that goat's spirit
Lives with me, watches me, helps me to see
Helps me to breathe, to inspire
Helps me to dance on the through the fire
You liars you did it to watch your back
By killing our messiahs
But now it's you in the sack
‘Cos god loves the triers
And now I've mastered the jack
I'm back

Two goats
It's the two goats
Two goats
Becoming the greatest of all time

[Thanks to Hotlobsterproject for adding these lyrics]