Neil Innes - The Womble Bashers of Walthamstow Lyrics

We're the Womble bashers from Walthamstow
We make Womble trouble wherever we go
From Wimbledon to Wembly Park
We bash Wombles for a lark

In the early days they was okay
In a long-haired sort of way
Collectin' litter and every-fing
Trouble was they started to sing
COR!
Next thing they was in the charts
Prancing round like a load of tarts
Ever since Top Of The Pops t.v.
They fink they're better then you and me

We're the Womble bashers from Walthamstow
We make Womble trouble wherever we go
From Wimbledon to Luton, Beds
We play soccer wif Wombles 'eads

Whoever 'eard of cuddly toys
Makin' such a boddly noise
Their mimin' ability's minimal
If you ask me the whole fing's criminal

So if you've got a Womble in your home
You'd better watch out when your alone
'cause one dark night we'll make a call
Bash the Womble, you and all!

We're the Womble bashers from Walthamstow
We make Womble trouble wherever we go
From Wimbledon to John O'Groates
We wear Wombleskin fur coats
We're the Womble bashers from Walthamstow
We make Womble trouble wherever we go
From Wimbledon to Wembly Park
We bash Wombles for a lark
We're the Womble bashers from Walthamstow
We make Womble trouble wherever we go
From Wimbledon to Luton, Beds
We play soccer with Wombles 'eads...

ahhhhhhhh....