I found your mom's Facebook page
Before I even knew your name
I memorized your license plate
I know all of the girls you date
Last night you were in my dream
I put you in my diary
I thought you were kinda cute
Now I know everything about you
Wrote you a love note
Don't even know you
Talked to you twice
But I think I'm gonna marry you
When you're around
It's a little taste of heaven
Can't look away
'Cause I think it's an obsession
If I ever met your family
I know I'd know them already
I'm so sorry your grandma died
I should be hired by the FBI
Wrote you a love note
Don't even know you
Talked to you twice
But I think I'm gonna marry you
When you're around
It's a little taste of heaven
Can't look away
'Cause I think it's an obsession
If any guy did this
He'd be a creep
But every girl does it
It's not just me