It's the year 4000
Humanity has spread themselves across the vast cosmos
When traveling between planets there are many things one may fear
The dangers of faster than light travel
A single rogue asteroid could destroy the entire space craft
Leaving you to drift aimlessly throughout the cold vacuum of space until you starve
Yet there is an even greater existential threat that looms throughout the emptiness of space
Let's check in on Major Eke so we can see how he's handling the situation
It's the year 4000
And I'm floating on a ship
I look
To the captain
And its a ninja
I'm on a ninja ship
Run to the corridor
It's there no more
Space junk floatin left and right
Brings me no delight
I'm slipping and sliding
These fists are colliding
Get to the airlock
And lock the door
This spaceship here is no more
A man in a black garb makes a leap
I dash to the side
Throw him in a heap
Keep on sprinting but I am so lost
These ninjas will never get the cost
N-N-Never never never get the cost
This is worse then alligators these here are planet invaders
P-P-P-Planet invaders
"Get me off of this thing"
I ain't no match for a ninja
"Get me off of this thing"
They're specially trained
"Get me off of this thing"
Not trynna fight no ninjas
"Get me off of this thing"
They're going insane
I'll get in contact with the general
He'll know what to do
Dock the ship down on the planet known as Timbucktoo
General Electron what should I do next
He left me on read
General respond to my text
Now I'm on the ground
And there's ninjas all around
I'll send out a signal
And hope that we are found
I need to stay focused
Stay calm and collected
Here comes Major Eke
Just as I expected
Major Eke
Senator Stover, did you get in contact with General Electron?
Affirmative Major, he instructed me to land on planet Timbucktoo
But Timbucktoo! That's the ninjas home base
Exactly, I'm not sure what the gener- wait a second, the emperor just boarded our ship!
I guess now's our chance
Let's end this treachery
Once
And for all
"Get me off of this thing"
I ain't no match for a ninja
"Get me off of this thing"
They're specially trained
"Get me off of this thing"
Not trynna fight no ninjas
"Get me off of this thing"
They're going insane
"Get me off of this thing"
I ain't no match for a ninja
"Get me off of this thing"
They're specially trained
"Get me off of this thing"
Not trynna fight no ninjas
"Get me off of this thing"
They're going insane