You don't get any head at all
With your dusty old man balls
Your head in the socket
But you can't get off at all
There's a chick down on your balls
Your dusty old man balls
Shes suckin' on your dong
But you can't get off at all
Sexy's just another word for illiterate
Sexy's just another word for old man balls
Sexy's just another word for illiterate
Sexy's just another word for old man balls
Been shooting blanks for years
Can't get off no more
Radiation killed your sperm
And now you hire whores
To try and get you off
But you can't get off at all
Can't get off no more because of dusty old man balls
Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls
Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls
Morning wood won't work
For your dusty old man balls
Viagra or Cialis
But you can't get off at all
There's a chick down on your balls
Your dusty old man balls
She's tuggin' on your dong
But you can't get off at all
Sexy's just another word for illiterate
Sexy's just another word for old man balls
Sexy's just another word for illiterate
Sexy's just another word for old man balls
Been shooting blanks for years
Can't get off no more
Radiation killed your sperm
And now you hire whores
To try and get you off
But you can't get off at all
Can't get off no more because of dusty old man balls
Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls
Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls