mumph - Deputy Lyrics

First in command ain't no deputy
No round two no Double Jeopardy
Y'all be up my nose y'all be checkin' me
Testin' negative for being a sheep
I'm a shepherd
I'm a sheriff with the german shepherd
K-9s I rip you 'part like a damn leopard
But it's hard to get me f*cked up with a long temper
Raise a red flag my white's up say I surrender
I was tryna wife you up now we ain't close
And thank god now my skin lookin' grandiose
No stressin' but I'm hydratin'
Ain't nobody in my life that be complicatin'
My natural chemical balance
That pH level acidic knowin' you was talkin' shit
Was my biggest critic
But I did it I left
But I knew I was right
I was going south but now we north outta sight
Flyin' Southwest
Or United or Emirates
Elevated above degenerates
I
Ain't gon lower myself on ya level
My trajectory be only goin' up and out
Run it like a kettle
That's the tea
I be dottin' I's and crossin' Ts while everybody crossfaded they T'd
Drinkin' twisted teas and they smokin' they weed
Wakin' up and workin' in these wee hours
I go and see the flowers
I go and smell the roses
I go partin' the red sea of flowers like I'm Moses
It's feelin' like a dream
Like I be in hypnosis
Or I'mma wake up with a dry mouth and that halitosis
So this my diagnosis
Stress
Forgettin' to eat
Now I'm gainin' a couple of pounds every week
I used to be a dead beat
But with my lifestyle now
I'm a proud former deputy