Now a scraggly man walked up to me one day an' he looked me in the eyes an' y'know
He looked up at me with those puppy dog eyes, an' held his hand out
He held his hand out and said to me, I said he uttered these words an'
He says to me, with those puppy dog eyes
You got any spare change mister? My wallet has run dry!
I ain't got no spare change for you mister, there was cat food I had to buy y'know
Now the man's expression turned sour an he walked outside y'know
Scoffing an' a yelling he was off in a moments notice y'know
Pay him no mind, I got places to be, yeah I can't be dilly-dallyin' y'know
There was cat food I had to buy!
Now I continue upon my trek y'know, I can't be dilly-dallyin' around
Some wall of a man he stepped in front of me
It's Piss And Shit Guy!
Full throttle today Chez!
I can't look at him for too long I gotta hurry though y'know
There was cat food I had to buy these days, y'know?