You have your rights and I am right
We have the right of displaying
The right to find your own personal bride
And then to see your personality fraying
You have the right to have free contact
A free press and locked-up hand guns
To get a counsel and see soldiers interact
To profit by animal dummy runs
There's no use in quarreling or fight
Only thinking to be right is to be right
The human right on earth instead of outlaw
Is to be right and to become a lawyer
Wonderful, for sure, wonderful, the pure
Wonderful, for sure, wonderful
Right!
You've the right to clean your room from above to underneath
To get asylum and live within save frontiers
To get rid of anti-constitutionals and to use a sheath
To buy useless information from profiteers
Bang your head until you're dead!
Wonderful, for sure, wonderful, the pure
Wonderful, for sure, wonderful
Return of thingamajig's
Cuz all the judges wear wigs
You have the right to offer resistance
But the government's allowed to break it
You have the right to get buried by insurance
After using the right to secretly fake it
You have the right to cross on your hi-tech bike
Through bogs and other nature reserves
There's no right for a workplace, but for strike
And if you're lucky no one cares if you smoke bud
To calm down your nerves
There's no use in quarreling or fight
Only thinking to be right is to be right
The human right on earth instead of outlaw
Is to be right and to become a lawyer
Wonderful, for sure, wonderful, the pure
Wonderful, for sure, wonderful
Return of thingamajig's
Cuz all the judges wear wigs