Down at the rodeo, dust flyin', spirits high
My jeans are caked in dirt, my throat's bone dry
From the pocket of my worn-out Levis I hear that annoying cry
"Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Sittin' at the bar, with a cold one in my hand
Tryin' to enjoy some tunes from a local band
Then my phone lights up, ruins the whole vibe and spree
It's them again, "Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Out on a back road, stars lit and the night is clear
My old truck's radio's the only sound I wanna hear
Suddenly my phone rings, shattering that peaceful glee
That dreaded line, "Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Every turn I take, every step I make
These calls track me down with no brakes
A man's peace ain't free, that much I can guarantee
Thanks to that line, "Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
At a family feast, 'bout to say grace
Before the meal starts, there's that familiar face
My phone's screen glows, brings me to my knees
Can't even pray without, "Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."