One more beerrr... HEY!!!
Sittin in my dorm one Friday night
All the girls adore me, I am such a sight!
Slip out of my clothes and I took a shower
That motherf*ckin keg will be tapped in an hour
I got myself a haircut and I'm lookin very slick
That stupid f*ckin R.A., he is such a dick
I Walked down the hall and I got myself a ticket
I saw this hot ass girl and she knew that I was with it!
Oh yeah
I'm so slick
If you don't like me, you can suck my f*ckin dick!
Got to the party about quarter to nine
I saw so many girls, yeah, they were fine!
I got my cup, and I filled it to the top
Gonna drink so much beer, yeah, I'm gonna pop!
Started to swerve and I'm losing control
Gonna drink so much beer, yeah, I'm on a roll!
Make some noise and I'm dancing all around
The wildest guy that you've ever found!
Oh shit!
I'm f*cked up!
Can you pour some beer into my f*ckin cup!
There's a knock at the front door and you'd better bail
Get your ass out of here or you're goin to jail!
The cops come down and they got a light
"You're under arrest, so don't even fight!"
They got me in a car, and I'm goin downtown
So f*cked up, what is going down?!?
I'm all locked up and they've got my fingerprints
Let me out, but I couldn't convince!!!
Oh shit!!!
I'm in jail!!!
I can't get out of here, there's no mother f*ckin' bail!!!
Come here boyyyyy
Ahhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Get over here!!!
Yaaaayyayayayaaaaaaaayaaa!!
Daddy'll show you a good time
Get over here....