In th-th-this epoch of, uh, d-d-digital transcendence,
We're leveraging synergies, with unparalleled resonance.
We're, um, r-redefining humanity, on the bleeding edge,
M-m-manifesting greatness, from our penthouse ledge. (Boom, click!)
Oh, we're solving the world with hashtags and likes,
(Crack!) Shaping destinies with selfies and mics. (Snap!)
We're the pioneers, the crème de la crème,
(Whoosh!) Leading mankind from our ivory gem.
In the a-a-age of, uh, collective vibrational alignment,
We're disrupting the cosmos, with t-t-true refinement. (Ping!)
We're f-f-forging the future, with crystals in tow,
Elevating the masses, from our, uh, spa in Bordeaux. (Swish!)
W-we're all in this t-together, from the bottom to the peak,
But let's not, um, forget who's the most chic. (Buzz!)
We're saving the planet, one p-private jet at a time,
J-just don't mention the carbon-it's all, uh, fine. (Fwoom!)
As we t-t-transcend, elevate, and, um, actualize,
We're r-r-revolutionizing the way we optimize. (Zap!)
W-we're the architects, of tomorrows and dreams,
While the world just watches, our Instagram streams. (Pop!)
Oh, we're solving the world with hashtags and likes,
(Crack!) Shaping destinies with selfies and mics. (Snap!)
We're the pioneers, the crème de la crème,
(Whoosh!) Leading mankind from our ivory gem.
With billion-dollar visions and, um, g-galactic gazes,
We're d-d-defining progress, in all the right phases. (Ping!)
W-we're the visionaries, the elite few,
For the r-r-rest of the world, well, b-b-best of luck to you. (Blip!)
W-we're rewriting history, with each bold proclamation,
While ordinary folks wait for, um, s-salvation. (Clang!)
W-we're the influencers, shapers of f-f-fate,
Just, uh, make sure our l-likes don't come too late. (Pop!)
In pursuit of p-p-progress, we're building the d-d-dream,
Where every s-s-soul gets their share of the meme. (Whoosh!)
W-we're the philanthropists, s-so giving, so kind,
As long as our, uh, brand keeps s-shining in mind. (Ding!)
S-so here's to the future, so bright, so bold,
Where everything's worth its weight in, um, g-g-gold. (Clink!)
We're the s-saviors, the ones in control,
And don't worry, humanity, w-w-we've got your soul. (Bang!)