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MJ Bones - Biography of a Douchebag Lyrics



MJ Bones - Biography of a Douchebag Lyrics




Hey girl! I live in a tent
Can I get your number
A short life is one well spent, so I let death become her
Have my cheap little gimmicks yet filled your eyes with wonder
Don't ask about all of the rocks that I've lived under

You've never known a bad thing
But I promise you will once you're through with me
You've never witnessed the darkest part of humanity
But you're about to see

Hey girl, my eyes are like plague
What does it take to get at ya
Been known to leave a bad taste when my name graces your tongue
I've mastered the art of stealing the air from your lungs
Leaves you stunned
Another hit n' run

A stranger is in your bed doing strange things to your head
So you better slow your roll, or you'll probably end up dead
I know he holds you close at night
But you can wrap your arms around yourself just as tight
'Cause at the end of the day, you've got to be on your own side

I wish that I had smashed your guitar like you told everyone I did
Told everyone the things you did and turned the blame on me
No, I did not get the chance to take away your everything
Every shred of security, exactly like you did to me

You choked me out
You cut me deep
To this day, I'm losing sleep
I know you will never see the monster you will always be

You've never known a bad thing like me
But you're about to see
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Hey girl! I live in a tent
Can I get your number
A short life is one well spent, so I let death become her
Have my cheap little gimmicks yet filled your eyes with wonder
Don't ask about all of the rocks that I've lived under

You've never known a bad thing
But I promise you will once you're through with me
You've never witnessed the darkest part of humanity
But you're about to see

Hey girl, my eyes are like plague
What does it take to get at ya
Been known to leave a bad taste when my name graces your tongue
I've mastered the art of stealing the air from your lungs
Leaves you stunned
Another hit n' run

A stranger is in your bed doing strange things to your head
So you better slow your roll, or you'll probably end up dead
I know he holds you close at night
But you can wrap your arms around yourself just as tight
'Cause at the end of the day, you've got to be on your own side

I wish that I had smashed your guitar like you told everyone I did
Told everyone the things you did and turned the blame on me
No, I did not get the chance to take away your everything
Every shred of security, exactly like you did to me

You choked me out
You cut me deep
To this day, I'm losing sleep
I know you will never see the monster you will always be

You've never known a bad thing like me
But you're about to see
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Writer: Monica Smith
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Length: 2:55
Written by: Monica Smith
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