Mister Nervous - Hi Girls Lyrics

Hi Girls!
There's a lady on my street who will always scold me
I wish I had a buck for every time she's told me
I got to go right out and find myself a wife
I'm not going shopping for a mate
And I never really did learn how to date
The last time I was single, things just seemed to happen
I'm getting used to being alone
With nobody calling on the telephone
I won't be payin' your bills, how would you feel payin' mine?
But I remember how sweet it was to love someone
I'm sure I got some more to give

I don't care if she's thin or fat
Because I like 'em with curves and I like 'em flat
But if it ain't about love, I'll just get myself a cat
I don't care if she's young or old
I don't care if she's shy or bold
But one thing is for sure, that woman has got to love me
I don't care if she's done some tricks
It might even be OK if she's got a dick
But one thing is for sure, that girl has got to love me
I remember how sweet it was to love someone
I'm sure I got some more to give

I'm a wandering guy with a wandering mind
Who finally learned how to be kind
I gotta open heart that's always about to break
I've already had the love of my life
I've already lived as man and wife
I can smell you a block away if you're a fake
I know I'm never gonna be a star
Ain't gonna drive you around in a fancy car
But if you don't love me I still got my guitar
I remember how sweet it was to love someone
I'm sure I got some more to give