Call me when you can
Call me, I'll be waiting around
Ten times a thousand grand
Hidden three feet deep beneath the ground
Searching, but they'll never find
Search till they go blind
Call me when you can
Call me, I'll be waiting around
Money makes the man
Here I am, I've come to be crowned
Left the lettuce, yessiree
Left it there for me
No matter what you've heard
You never heard it here
You didn't hear it here
Call me when you can
Call me, I'll be waiting around
Never had a plan
Big time spendin' Benjis by the pound
All the women that I want
Harlot, milk maid, debutante
Call me when you can
Call me, I'll be waiting around
Police on the sand
Shooting, yelling, I can't hear a sound
I slipped away and beat the tide
And found a place to hide
Call me when you can
Call me, I'll be waiting around
Got scared, so I ran
Bolted like a poor boy prison-bound
I ran so fast, my fuel is fear
They'll never find me here
Call me when you can
Call me, I'll be waiting around
Doin' hard time in the pen, man
Howling like a lonesome chained up hound
I wish that I ran loose like you
I'm caged in like a zoo
No matter what you've heard
You never heard it here
You didn't hear it
Never heard it
Never heard it
Never heard it
Never heard it here