Leo you liar
Your trousers on fire
Burning that bright color red with the things that you said
Oh Leo you cheater
You told her you'd meet her
At the corner of Hollywood and Vine but she misread the signs
And you lead her on to an aimless path
And ducked behind her to cover up your tracks
Now you can be sure she won't be coming back
Leo you asshole
This whole thing's a hassle
And mammoth omissions are lies that you told
Oh Leo you rover
Did you know it's over now
I'm the clown and this song's getting old
Leo you tricked me
And I feel so sickly that you seem to be feeling fine
Oh Leo you're vetted
You misrepresented your life
You never mentioned your wife