Suzanne Is A Funny Old Man Lyrics

There was an old farmer who had an old sow
[snort] ow [raspberry] ow [whistle] addly dow
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

Now this old farmer had three little pigs
[snort] igs [raspberry] igs [whistle] iddly digs
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

Now these three little pigs were fed on turnips
[snort] urnips [raspberry] urnips [whistle] swedes
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

Now these three little pigs were taken to market
[snort] arket [raspberry] arket [whistle] sale
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funny old man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funny old man

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[Alternate Version - Suzanne is a funicle man]


There was an old farmer who had an old sow
[snort] ow [raspberry] ow [whistle] addly dow
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man

Now this old farmer had three little pigs
[snort] igs [raspberry] igs [whistle] iddly digs
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man

Now these three little pigs were fed on turnips
[snort] urnips [raspberry] urnips [whistle] swedes
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man

Now these three little pigs were taken to market
[snort] arket [raspberry] arket [whistle] sale
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man

Sing cheerful bright and gay
Suzanne is a funicle man
[snort] an [raspberry] an [whistle] addly dan
Suzanne is a funicle man