Standing On A Bus Lyrics

Have you ever seen a man
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus

Have you ever seen a man
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus

Have you ever seen a man
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus

Have you ever seen a man
Shaving off his beard
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus

Have you ever seen a man
Washing his dirty hair
Shaving off his beard
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus

Have you ever seen a man
Playing a game of ping pong
Washing his dirty hair
Shaving off his beard
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus

You haven't?
Either have I