Mimi's Playtime - Vegetarian Veterinarian Lyrics

His name was Johnny Farmer
A doctor certified
Who treated ailing animals
Throughout the countryside
Responding to his messages
He never missed a beat
A faithful veterinarian
Who never would eat meat
He was a vegetarian veterinarian
Pledged agrarian
Who worked from morn 'til night
Complete utilitarian, egalitarian
Who dined on fruit and vegetables
To the animals' delight
One day he got a phone call
To treat a dairy cow
Whose milk had turned all sour
And no one knew quite how
But then the answer struck him
The cow, she was depressed
His remedy was exercise
And sun to reduce stress
He was a vegetarian veterinarian
Pledged agrarian
Who worked from morn 'til night
Complete utilitarian, egalitarian
Who dined on fruit and vegetables
To the animals' delight
He visited a filly
Who lost her appetite
And moped around the stables
And couldn't sleep at night
The remedy was simple
Her best friend came to stay
She now slept like a baby
And ate the day away!
He was a vegetarian veterinarian
Pledged agrarian
Who worked from morn 'til night
Complete utilitarian, egalitarian
Who dined on fruit and vegetables
To the animals' delight
Although assisting animals
Fulfilled his busy life
He lacked human companionship
T'was time to find a wife
His checklist was quite simple
A bookish girl a must
A candid love of animals
Herbivorous or bust
He was a vegetarian veterinarian
Pledged agrarian
Who worked from morn 'til night
Married a cute librarian culinarian
Who dined on fruit and vegetables
To the animals' delight
Devoted vegetarians
To the animals' delight