She's sitting in the corner their stepping on their tongues
Little did I know it that she had just begun
A crazy roller coaster what a wild ride
Hey la vida loca I'd hang on for dear life
Hey now won't you slow down oh yeah baby
Get out 35 and stay here 23
I could tell her daddy he didn't like me
It started out real slow and I thought it would last
But like a super nova it was a mighty blast
Hey now won't you slow down oh yeah baby
Counting all the train wrecks strewn along the way
Catastrophe and mayhem they wouldn't go away
Five or six I lost the count maybe it was ten
Come on darlin' call me up lets do it once again
Back and forth it went on year after year
Lots of wacky moments and cryin' in my beer
Always had a touch with the wanton velvet glove
Almost made it happen through the grief and the love
Hey now won't you slow down oh yeah baby
Counting all the train wrecks strewn along the way
Catastrophe and mayhem they wouldn't go away
Five or six I lost the count maybe it was ten
Come on darlin' call me up lets do it once again
She's sitting in the corner looking for the one
Little did I know it the fun had just begun
Crazy roller coaster I'm going for a ride
Hey la vida loca I'd hang on for dear life
Hey now won't you slow down oh yeah baby
Counting all the train wrecks strewn along the way
Catastrophe and mayhem they wouldn't go away
Five or six I lost the count maybe it was ten
Come on darlin' call me up lets do it once again
Come on darlin' call me up lets do it once again
Come on darlin' call me up lets do it once again