Mike Have-Not - If I Were Me (feat. Goat for Always Star) Lyrics

If you were the wind I'd wish to be a kite
If you were a guitar I'd play you all the night
If you were peaches I'd eat you straight from the can
If you were a rock star I'd be your #1 fan
If you were you I would be me.
If you were the moon I'd be an astronaut
If you were ketchup I'd be a tater tot
If you were water I would be a swimming pool
If you were a teacher I would go right back to school
If you were you I would be me
If you were the wind I'd wish to be a cloud
If you were a song I'd bump you hella loud
If you were peaches I'd eat you straight from the can
If you were a rock star I'd be your #1 fan
If you were you I would be me
If you were a mountain I'd climb straight up to the top
If you were a bucket I'd wish to be a mop
If you were water I would be a swimming pool
If you were a teacher I would go right back to school
If you were you I would be me
And if I were me you would be you