Astronaut Apocalypse
Crazy from too many space trips
Lock your doors and hide your Tang
They are not after flesh or brain
They want your dehydrated snacks
And fuel for their rocket packs
Astronaut Apocalypse
Abduct you with their rocket ships
They've been to the moon and back
Now they are on the attack
The only way that they can die
Is cutting off their oxygen supply
Astronaut Apocalypse
Crazy from too many space trips
You should really be on guard
They'll plant a flag in your backyard
Claim your house for their nation state
Throw a parade to celebrate
Astronaut Apocalypse
Abduct you with their rocket ships
They'll grab you with their white-gloved hands
But they're slowed down by their puffy pants
Clunky boots, and heavy rocket packs
They want your dehydrated snacks
Astronaut Apocalypse
Crazy from too many space trips
This is no time for vacation
They'll take you back to their space station
Turn you into one of them
Helmet, suit. Now, you're a space man
Astronaut Apocalypse
Crazy from too many space trips