[ Featuring the Moonpies, Mark Wystrach ]
The only good thing that's turned up for us lately
Has been the bottom of a glass
What have you been up to lately?
I just been kicking 'round alone
Did you hear my wife just left me?
I came home last night and my own was gone
Whadda you say we go have a drink, and talk about the cold facts of life?
With the hell me and you have had our hearts struck through
We could drink about it all night
Over a smooth shot of whiskey
We could go through a lot of mem'ries
Life has been rough on us lately
And I'll drink to that
Pour another smooth shot of whiskey
Just toast the blue side of mis'ry
The only good thing that's turned up for us lately
Has been the bottom of a glass
Do you remember when I got married?
How could I forget, I was the best man
But a lot of things have changed since then
That neither of us had planned
You lost yours and I lost mine there's a lot of that going round these days
Well it's hard to believe that we'd ever see the two of us hurtin' this way
Over a smooth shot of whiskey
We could go through a lot of mem'ries
Life has been rough on us lately
And I'll drink to that
Pour another smooth shot of whiskey
Just toast the blue side of mis'ry
The only good thing that's turned up for us lately
Has been the bottom of a glass
The only good thing that's turned up for us lately
Has been the bottom of a glass
Pour another smooth shot of whiskey