Middle Class Whiteboys - Don't Need to Drink to Have a Good Time Lyrics

I think a lot about wasted lives
I can't f*cking relate to the times
Please don't make me say it twice
If we're not growing, take my adivce
It's not worth living, whatsoever
Why would you wave your right to be clever
Just to have a pint and dress up in leather?
You're about as bright as the f*cking weather

Booze doesn't make you interesting
And drugs don't make you intuitive
Chew on this, you useless prick
You're just the same as everybody else

Don't get it twisted, i'm not preaching
"Each to their own", that's what I believe in
It's not a problem if you like drinking
Force it on me? And i'll kick your teeth in
Just enjoy yourself
There's no need to destroy anyone else
And i'm not "boring" for not liking beer
And only a cunt would pressure their peers

Booze doesn't make you interesting
Drugs don't make you intuitive
Chew on this, you useless prick
You're just the same as everybody else

Booze doesn't make you interesting
And drugs don't make you intuitive
Chew on this, you useless prick
You're just the same as everyone else