A man being held up at gunpoint by a shadow
A boy with a mullet shooting a crossbow
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An affable guy texting while he's buried in sand
A topless prick besotted by the turkey in his hand
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And don't forget this bleak representation of anger
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Someone plays the flute in the city on his back
Overacted footage of people having heart attacks
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A woman at the fridge being coquettish with the fruit
And ???????
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And don't forget the feet of a man taking a shit
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In what possible circumstance is
Footage required which
Shows a baby with an oversized head
On a digital glitch?
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It's still got the watermark
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