Some blamed a monkey
Said it was disease
Some called it the rapture
But it spread and they had a feast
It's not like movies
They move real fast
They're always hungry
If I don't leave
I'm moving to Boise
They say it's zombie free
I'm moving to Boise
No zombie's gonna get me
A blow to the head
That puts 'em down
Man that gets old
I gotta lose this town
I'm moving to Boise
They say it's zombie free
I'm moving to Boise
No zombie's gonna get me
I'm headed to the mountains
No zombies there they say
Life on the coast was eating my brains up anyway
I got food and water
And paper map
I got bit yesterday
I think it's just a scratch
I'm moving to Boise
They say it's zombie free
I'm moving to Boise
No zombie's gonna get me
I'm moving to Boise
Where it's safe I'm told
I'm moving to Boise
'Cause they don't like the cold