Michael Gaither - Best of Breed Romance Lyrics

They were office contemporaries
No cubicles, no walls
But the only time he'd talk to her
Was on a conference call

He was smitten - he was shy
Then one day he strategized a plan
He'd talk to her in language
She could understand

He said, "I'd like to engage in a dialog"
"To disrupt our current social paradigm"
"Synergize our priorities"
"I wanna be your top of mind"

"Your call to action - if we align"
"Is a proof-of-concept so divine"
"Let's share a swim lane - take a chance"
"On a low-risk, high-yield, Artisan-quality"
"Best of breed romance"

He wasn't on her radar
She didn't know he felt like that
Romance never ran like a tiger team
She'd been herding cats
She whiteboarded his transparency
It was really cutting edge
She circled back, reached out and pinged him
This what she said

"I like your outside-the-box ideation"
"We should goalpost this and discuss"
"I'd like to peel back the layers of this onion"
"But I won't throw you under the bus"

"Let's analyze our mutual qualities"
"This could be an ecosystem opportunity"
"Let's move the needle"
"Make that advance"
"On your low-risk, high-yield, Artisan"quality"
"Best of breed romance"
Yeah sure it's nonsense
But it came from the heart
So he evangelized every KPI to integrate their moving parts

She gave buy in
Heck, he was low hanging fruit
A results-driven partnership with benefits
Everything else is moot
Smiling as they chart their metrics at the end of the day
And none of their friends understand a damn thing that they say