I don't know much about life you see
But people don't love you the way
The magazines said they would
(No they never do)
I don't know much about the Human Condition
But I swear it's more complicated than most
Television depicts it to be
I would not describe myself as a politician
But it seems like the world's imploding
And we should be in a state of emergency
(The imminent death of humanity)
Try not to hate anything
Try not to despise anyone
Try to stay positive
Always please try to have fun
And I will not stir from this long sleep of mine
Knowing all unneeded shit will inevitably
Cease to exist
I am not akin with the ambitious kind
But the horror and calm of being immortal
Does tempt my egg-shell mind
(Immortality)
Aggressive thoughts don't flourish many a time
Yet I seek to reach the edge of sanity become depraved
Cut back then extend the line
(F*ck that line)
Try not to hate anything
Try not to despise anyone
Try to stay positive
Always please try to have fun