Well sometimes I get to thinking
I get to drinking
In the statistics of STIs
Iiiis and Ddddds
Well sometimes I get mad
It makes me sad to see
You standing with nothing on
It turns me off
Put it on you stupid f*cker
Put it on or you can't touch her
Can't touch him
Can't touch her or him or them or me
Oh
But just because you got it once, doesn't mean you have the right
We can make decisions night by stupid night
And just because my legs are long and you can really see 'em
Doesn't mean I'm waiting here for you to get between 'em
These crazy things that I can get my body to do
Are feats of mine, one of a kind, and no they're not for you
Well sometimes when I decide
Tonight's the night
Well what say you?
Got something to do?
So put it on you stupid f*cker
Don't tell me you haven't got another
Run to the store
When I see what you've got you'll leave me wanting more
Put it on you stupid f*cker
Put it on or you can't touch her
Can't touch him
Can't touch her or him or them or me
Oh!