I'm the Porkman
Made of metal and cheese
Most people are scared of me
But I'm sweet a chill sort of guy
Garnish my steak with wasps and flies
I'm the Porkman
A Certified Delight
Friday after work I rock the mic
Karaoke at the local pub
The punters all love me
I'm so much fun
I'm a work man
A machine that dreams
Intelligence made artificially
Deep in the vault of chat gpt
I'm the one who made made those stupids meme
I'm the Porkman
I'm wicked smart
My circuits shiny pcbs like art
Meat and flesh and LEDS
My brain is fueled by kerosine
Half man half pork and half machine
Porkman roams around worlds unseen
Protector inspector cyborg-king
With rhymes that bite and beats that sting
One brain two hands three thousand eyes
A monstrous creature filled with chips and flies
Inspired creator machine-code-man
Just trying to live the best he can
I'm the Porkman
From another dimension
High machine learning is my intention
Can't take me down
I'll only get better
Down to the last bar and the final letter
Metal and pork powered by AI
I'll be here long after humans fry
Superior powerful through and through!
There's literally nothing I can't do
I'm the Porkman
Purest perfection
Controlling flows
With maximum intention
No computer
Could even compete
With my human brain
And my metal pig-feet!
I'm the Porkman
Yeah not a fake!
Here comes my hottest take:
Pork Power! Devour! I'm mythical!
The future has formed me
Formidable
Half man half pork and half machine
Porkman roams around worlds unseen
Protector inspector cyborg-king
With rhymes that bite and beats that sting
One brain two hands three thousand eyes
A monstrous creature filled with chips and flies
Inspired creator machine-code-man
Just trying to live the best he can
I'm the Porkman I'm the Porkman I'm the Porkman I'm the Porkman Porkman Porkman
I'm the Porkman I'm the Porkman I'm the Porkman
(Oink oink)