I don't mean to offend you
Or say something wrong
I'm just trying to get through
Another, Happy Holiday Song
The candles are burned down
Cocktails are stirred
Our credit cards are all maxed out
And we're gonna lose our shirts
Still I wish you a
Merry Solstice
A Happy Kwanzaa
A Light-filled Christmas
With a Joyful Hanukkah
An expanding waistband
Babes in Toyland
Some Alka Seltzer
For that holiday sweater
All I know is that it's time to give
And what you give you get to live with
Through the New Year
Merry Solstice to ya
Happy Kwanzaa, Baby
A Light-filled Christmas
With a Joyful Hanukkah, yeah
Some years are with family
Traveling home
Every season is busy!
So won't you, please leave me alone
And I'll wish you a
Merry Solstice
Happy Kwanzaa
A Light-filled Christmas
With a Joyful Hanukkah
An expanding waistband
Oh Babes in Toyland
Some Alka Seltzer
For that holiday sweater
All I know is that it's time to give
And what you give you get to live with
Through the New Year
Merry Solstace to ya
Happy Kwanzaa, Baby
A Light-filled Christmas
With a Joyful Hanukkah, yeah
Aw yeah
So shake your martini dirty
Enjoy that office party flirt
Go dancin' under the holly
Kick off those fancy shoes that hurt
While I wish you a
Merry Solstace
Happy Kwanzaa
A Light-filled Christmas
With a Joyful Hanukkah
An expanding waistband
Oh Babes in Toyland
Some Alka Seltzer
With that holiday sweater
All I know is that it's time to give
And what you give you get to live with
Through the New Year
Merry Solstace to ya
Happy Kwanzaa, Baby
A Light-filled Christmas
With a Joyful Hanukkah, yeah