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Meat Sweats: The Comic - The Search For Kidneys Lyrics



Meat Sweats: The Comic - The Search For Kidneys Lyrics
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Holy mother and I went shopping
She needed beans to make her
Delicious chili
She said "Son, why don't you go find them
I think they'll be at aisle 10
Nutritious filling"
I said, "Sure thing, mom, I'll be right back"
Then I embarked on my quest
The search for kidneys
Let's go!
As I made my way
Across the entire store
All the way to aisle 10
I couldn't help but think
How delightful, exquisite, and yummy
This chili will be
It really is the best
It's savory, spicy, and sweet
Simultaneously
Wait, have I gone too far?
I asked the employee stocking the shelves
"Yes, sir you've gone too far. There's beans at aisle 8 not aisle 10."
F*ck
F*cking dammit
I'm not angry
With you, but
Please explain why the f*ck
You moved the legumes
Away from the place where they've been
My whole life?
"Apologies, sir
But the planogram
Gets drawn up by some
Dumbass in corporate and
Not our staff"
I'm so sorry for making it seem
Like I thought this was your fault
I didn't mean to
I'll just, walk back over to aisle 8
In hindsight that makes perfect sense
Best bean location
Anyways, I hope you have a nice day
And worry not about me
I'm sure I'll find them
Ugh. I finally found them.
Mother, I finally found the beans!
I found the beans!
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Holy mother and I went shopping
She needed beans to make her
Delicious chili
She said "Son, why don't you go find them
I think they'll be at aisle 10
Nutritious filling"
I said, "Sure thing, mom, I'll be right back"
Then I embarked on my quest
The search for kidneys
Let's go!
As I made my way
Across the entire store
All the way to aisle 10
I couldn't help but think
How delightful, exquisite, and yummy
This chili will be
It really is the best
It's savory, spicy, and sweet
Simultaneously
Wait, have I gone too far?
I asked the employee stocking the shelves
"Yes, sir you've gone too far. There's beans at aisle 8 not aisle 10."
F*ck
F*cking dammit
I'm not angry
With you, but
Please explain why the f*ck
You moved the legumes
Away from the place where they've been
My whole life?
"Apologies, sir
But the planogram
Gets drawn up by some
Dumbass in corporate and
Not our staff"
I'm so sorry for making it seem
Like I thought this was your fault
I didn't mean to
I'll just, walk back over to aisle 8
In hindsight that makes perfect sense
Best bean location
Anyways, I hope you have a nice day
And worry not about me
I'm sure I'll find them
Ugh. I finally found them.
Mother, I finally found the beans!
I found the beans!
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Writer: Christian Lopez, Tyler Savino, Alex Medina, Melissa Hernandez
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid




Performed By: Meat Sweats: The Comic
Language: English
Length: 2:43
Written by: Christian Lopez, Tyler Savino, Alex Medina, Melissa Hernandez
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