Meat Puppets - Like Being Alive Lyrics

Tie me up
Get it right
Pull the knots
Good and tight

Toss me in a car
Take us out for a ride
This is almost like being alive
I'm not here, I'm nowhere

Someplace else, I don't care
Give me half an hour
Lock the door when you arrive
This is almost like being alive

Night is here
Time stands still
All things move outside will
Lock me in the shower

Stamp the door when you arrive
This is almost like being alive
Give me half an hour
Let me know when you arrive

This is almost like being alive
This is almost like being alive
Oh, I'm drifting away
Just imagine being eaten by a giant doo-doo log with teeth