You check your watch unless you're talking
Waiting for a chance to drop a name
Talking to you has been exhausting
And as I plot my getaway, you start back up again
A self assurance without warrant
You might have fooled me at the start
But now I'm really reeling with the boredom
Then you leave me barely stunned, when you cut me off
Chest out, chin high, won't look me in the eye
Don't condescend, but you're average at best Ask any woman that you've failed to impress
No need to write home cos I suppose
I'm not the only one who knows
That you're nothing special
I could go on and on, even though
I'm not the only one who knows
You're unexceptional
Boring with a side of patronising
Is your mother proud of what you have become?
Maybe she'd be worried bout your psyche
Or is this biological, did your father pass it on?
Chest out, chin high, won't look me in the eye
Don't condescend, but you're average at best
Ask any woman that you've failed to impress
No need to write home cos I suppose
I'm not the only one who knows
That you're nothing special
I could go on and on, even though
I'm not the only one who knows
You're unexceptional
Being mediocre would be acceptable
If you hadn't put yourself up on a pedestal
If only you were a just little more dimensional Or bearable
Chest out, chin high, won't look me in the eye I'll be direct, you're average at best
Ask any woman that you've failed to impress
No need to write home cos I suppose I'm not the only one who knows
That you're nothing special
I could go on and on, even though I'm not the only one who knows
You're unexceptional