Do the Lindsay Lohan Video (MV)

I wanna start off by saying
I'm not tryna talk smack
This rap is the opposite
Of a dis track

Sometimes the blessed don't have it easy
Baby girl has seen the dark
Constantly needing to swim with all the sharks

Trying to live her best life
She was drenched in wealth Cause she's the only kid that ever got to
Fence with herself

She played her own twin
Separated at birth
At only 12 we saw what
Just just LiLo could be worth

She fought the good fight though she
Lived inside a snow globe
Being watched all the time
Like she was a microbe

Her name is well known
In many parts of the world But she's always be Hollywood's
Favorite party girl

Shake it girl
Like a whipped cream can
Now flip your hair let's do
The Lindsay Lohan
Turn your bad girl on
Let's flip that switch
This is how we party in Mykonos
Bitch

Tina Fey's played her teacher
Natasha Richardson her mom
Tyra Banks played her barbie
And the list goes on

Just my luck, get a clue, SNL bits
Mean girls residuals
The limit does not exist

She brought us Christmas spirit
With the jingle bell rock
Played dance dance revolution
Against Megan Fox

In the early 2000's
She was always on the screen
An idol, an icon
A teenage drama queen

Let's just take a moment
'Cause I gotta reminisce
On the time she switched bodies
With Jamie Lee Curtis

You can shut your jealous mouths
I don't wanna hear a peep
Unless you've also done a film
With Meryl Streep

Growing up in the spotlight
Paparazzi all around
Sometimes a girl just has to leave town

So she headed to Greece
To have a good time
I'm sorry, who are you to judge?
Try joining in next time

Shake it girl
Like a whipped cream can
Now flip your hair and do
The Lindsay Lohan
Turn your bad girl on
Let's flip that switch
This is how we party in Mykonos
Bitch

Get up on her level, on her level
Body so bad, red hair like the devil
The girls on fire, you think I'm a liar?
Hooked up with Aaron Carter stole him right from Lizzie McGuire

Take all that drama, save it for your mama
LiLo was too busy f*ckin' around with Wilmer Valderrama

But, I gotta say, I'm glad that was a phase
'Cause dating Samantha Ronson means she can swing both ways

Shake it girl
Like a whipped cream can
Now flip your hair and do
The Lindsay Lohan
Turn your bad girl on
Let's flip that switch
This is how we party in Mykonos
Bitch
LiLo, girl
I'll always be a fan
Now flip your hair and do
The Lindsay Lohan
Get down on the floor
Make that ass clap
Wanna have you seeing double like the parent
Trap