Yo, it's Mr. Cannabis Professor here
To instruct you on how to
Get and keep a job at a dispensary
Listen, you get em higher than pilots
Quite lit from a nice rip
Reduce wideness of eyelids
Stay quiet about the fine print
Like shhh, we can't let those custos know
That the stuff they chose is so f*cking gross
There's a lie inside of regulation
Damn, it's really kinda clever, ain't it
They say they check the levels
From whoever makes it
But come on, there's no way
To inspect and test every vape pen
It's illusion of safe, then
The usual onset
Dealers set on dollars
Long as users are not dead
To companies you're just
Delusional potheads
Now y'all playin' checkers
Confused when you got chest
Palpitations, labored breaths
With a wheeze
Even though they're really
Small letters to read
You coulda checked it to see so effortlessly
And learned they don't know
About the efficacy
They don't care about your health
They don't care for oversight
They barely care to roll it tight
But you're still gonna smoke it, right
I'm sorry, honestly
Not tryin' to preach a prophecy
I'm tryin' to expose hypocrisy
Pot's a hot commodity
When I got my job to be
Sellin' all this product cheap
Learn with solvents and rosin mean
Then I question quality
But my guess is by the end of this
You've popped the lid
And commenced blitzed in ignorance
That's what it is
Hope y'all smokin'
Give it some thought
In the late 18th century
Irish doctor William O'Shaughnessy
First popularized marijuana's medical use
In England and America
As a physician with the
British East India Company
He found marijuana eased
The pain of rheumatism
And was helpful against
Discomfort and nausea
In cases of rabies, cholera and tetanus