MC Conkie Tonk - Pimpin' on a Pogoball (feat. Celsius 7, Crimson Mask & the Rose) Lyrics

Way back in fifth grade
When other kids couldn't get laid
I was rockin' a pair of alligator leathers
With pigtails in tight braids
Had a fedora made of velour
Smelling like a stick of roll on sure
It was after linger from that tetherball girl
You know the one with the curl
When you see this player pimpin'
You can't figure how it happen
That all them girls be eating out of my hand
Even that Farley bitch from way down at lunch lady land
But before we get into that
Let me flux capacitate it back
To the summer before when I began my attack on the racket of the mac
See I was just a poor white trash with
Backyard fort holdin' a stash of
Stolen ho-hos dingdong's
Mountain dew wearing a starter hat I'd
Hit my cannonballs big
Always had the best splash
When I got my pogoball
It was nature boy
I became the mac
Put one shoe on the platform
Squeezed the ball with my two feet
My first move? 360 off the curb into the street
Bounce

P to the O to the Go to the B to the ALL
Bounce pimp bounce pimp Pimpin' On A Pogoball
Bounce pimp bounce pimp bounce
P to the O to the Go to the B to the ALL
Bounce pimp bounce pimp Pimpin' On A Pogoball
Bounce pimp bounce pimp bounce

Pogoball that's what yuh call it
Bouncin' on yuh, boost yuh wallet
Leave a fat loaf in your toilet
Hear me laughin' when you saw it
Bo Derek, Farrah Fawcett
Olivia Newt, yeah she was awesome
On my skateboard, skull and crossbones
OP shorts, young days of flossin'
Back then there was no xanax baby we had Xanadu
I smashed into a wall in hopes that I could too break through
Didn't work, I'm still here
So sneak me two beers
With my best friend Izzo, gettin' faded
Stars in a f*cked up wonder years
In his garage playin' pass out game
Push on my chest, disconnect main frame
Slap to the face I awoke no pain
Seen Betties outside window pane
I blew up all my He-Man
Had high hopes for a handski
Cause I was lovin' girlies just like Roman Polanski
Thunder Cats and Jolly Ranchers, strike out and skate
My life was so damn sweet and I was licking the plate
I said my life was so damn sweet and I was licking the plate
Moving way too fast because I just couldn't wait

Bounce pimp bounce pimp Pimpin' On A Pogoball
Bounce pimp bounce pimp bounce
P to the O to the Go to the B to the ALL
Bounce pimp bounce pimp Pimpin' On A Pogoball
Bounce pimp bounce pimp bounce

My White sox hat it says sex
I got a gold chain here on my chest
I rock one strap down on my overalls
And you know I get high on a mother f*ckin' pogoball
This ain't no hula hoop this ain't no yo-yo trick
This ain't no Rincon Valley sucker on a pogo stick
This is the real shit so come and scratch where it itches
And keep your distance from the robot when it G-G-G-Glitches
Fool I'm robot
My protocol is so hot
My pogoball is perfectly inflated to the dope spot
No over pumping it got it covered like I'm dry humpin' it
I bouncing like a check and steady non-sufficient funding it
And ladies they love it how I'm trickin' and stuntin'
And all the fellas can't be frontin' on the way that I be jumpin
Shit see I'm the king of them playground thangs
It's like when I did a full loop around them swangs
And like when i did a face plant and got a loose tooth
When i jumped a pogoball off of yer moms roof

Bounce pimp bounce pimp
Bounce pimp bounce pimp bounce
Bounce pimp bounce pimp
Bounce pimp bounce pimp bounce